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I think I'll wear the grey knit
to Larry and Louise's tonight.

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The grey knit?

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Not the one with the plunging neckline.

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- Well, you loved it the last time I wore it.
- So did a lot of other guys.

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It's the only thing I have
that Louise hasn't seen.

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Sam, the client and his wife are
from Boston.

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They're against open-toed shoes.

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Well, maybe I'll wear a sweatshirt under it.

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- Lf we go at all.
- Lf?

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Well, I've been trying to get Esmeralda
since yesterday.

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- I can't seem to reach her.
- Here I am, Samantha.

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- Hello, Mr Stephens.
- Good morning, Esmeralda.

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I couldn't possibly baby-sit tonight.

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Well, why don't you materialise
and tell me all about it?

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All right.

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- Where have you been?
- I have been devastated.

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I don't feel up to baby-sitting.

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What happened?

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Well, you remember a few weeks ago
I went out with Ramon Verona?

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Oh, yes. He's the salad chef
at the Warlock Club.

21
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Of course.

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- Anyway, it was a shocking experience.
- Did he make a pass at you?

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No. And I've never been so insulted
in all my life.

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He's been dating that little witch
in the hatcheck room.

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- Oh!
- You know her type.

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Dresses up to here
and false eyelashes down to there.

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And nothing in her head.

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With those legs, who needs a head?

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Esmeralda, would you mind going upstairs
and looking in on Adam?

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All right. But I can only stay a short time.

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Well, we have two alternatives.

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- What's the second one?
- Don't you want to know the first?

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The first is your mother.
What's the second one?

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- I could call Dr Bombay.
- That quack? I'd rather have your mother.

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Oh, Darrin.
Esmeralda's in such terrible shape.

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He might know a way
to cure her depression.

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Swell. And after he does that,
who's gonna cure my depression?

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Oh, I'll think of something.

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Anyway, we'll be helping Esmeralda
and helping ourselves at the same time.

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Okay. Bombay it is.

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Only, Sam,

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don't call until I'm out of firing range.

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Dr Bombay! Calling Dr Bombay!

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- Dr... Oh.
- Morning. Good morning.

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- Sit down. I'll examine you.
- Dr Bombay, I'm perfectly all right.

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That's for me to decide. Sit down.
Left shoe off. I'll take your pulse.

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No. Doctor, you don't understand.
It's Esmeralda who needs your help.

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She's had a terrible experience
with Ramon Verona.

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Ate one of his salads, eh?

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Dr Bombay, this is serious.

51
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Now, she's been going with him
for the past few months,

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and all of a sudden he just threw her over
for that little witch in the checkroom.

53
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Oh, she's terribly depressed.

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I was hoping you could give her
something to cheer her up.

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My dear, you don't want Dr Bombay.
You want Dear Abby. Goodbye.

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Oh, no. Wait, wait, wait. Maybe...

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Esmeralda?

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- Look who's here.
- Oh, dear.

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Esmeralda, Dr Bombay just wants
to help you.

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Nobody can help me.
I'm a natural-born loser.

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That's not true.

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No? What do you call someone
who's always pushing doors marked "pull?"

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Why don't you go into the kitchen
and fix yourself a cup of coffee?

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All right.
It might cheer me up, but I doubt it.

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There's a lot less to her than meets the eye.

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You know what I think, Doctor?

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The only way to bolster her ego is
to get another man interested in her.

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Jolly good idea.

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- Why are you staring at me like that?
- You mean you're volunteering?

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I just remembered a pressing engagement
with my tailor.

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Oh, wait.

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Wait, if you won't do it, then you have
to find another warlock who will.

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You must know somebody.

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As a matter of fact, someone does
come to mind. Chap named Norton.

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I once cured him of the incurable
square green spots disease.

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What's he like?

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Unfortunately, not the greatest personality
in the world.

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Bit of a loser, in fact.

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Sort of short and funny-looking,
drinks a bit, too.

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Dr Bombay, nobody's perfect.

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- I really ought to be going.
- Well, you can't leave, Esmeralda,

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until Dr Bombay gets back with your cure.

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What is it? A pill?

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I hope not.

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All right. You stay here. I'll flush her out.

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Bombay, could you please lower
your voice?

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You're on the same wavelength
as my hangover.

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- Well, what's this chick's name?
- Esmeralda. And you'll thank me.

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- What does she look like?
- Oh, she's warm, sweet, intelligent.

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- Goodbye.
- Norton.

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Did I or did I not cure you from
the incurable square green spots disease?

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Yes, you did, and I'm very...

93
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Then the least you can do
is take a look at this witch

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and see what you think.

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You have to keep your strength up
or you'll fade away to nothing.

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If I'm lucky.

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Now go ahead. Peek in,
and if you don't like her, you can leave.

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There you go.

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I hope this cure Dr Bombay's bringing
isn't going to hurt.

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I think you're going to be
pleasantly surprised.

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- I am?
- I might as well tell you.

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- He's bringing a friend for you.
- Oh, no.

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Well?

104
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- She really appeals to you?
- Oh, I'll say.

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Well, you never can tell.

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Esmeralda.

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Yes.

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You are going to have to promise me that
when Dr Bombay shows up with his friend,

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you won't fade out.

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All right.
But I really don't feel like meeting anybody.

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There you are.
I want you to meet a friend of mine.

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Esmeralda, this is Norton.
Norton, this is Esmeralda.

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Well, I'm certainly glad to meet you.

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You know,
I almost didn't agree to come here.

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I could almost laugh when I think of it.

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This is Esmeralda.

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No. No, you're Esmeralda.

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You see, when he told me to look in here,

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and I looked in here,
and you were the one who was...

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That's why you've got to be.
She's Esmeralda?

121
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Oh, dear.

122
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Dr Bombay, I don't think Esmeralda's going
to be able to hang in there much longer.

123
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How you doing?

124
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My dear girl,
you can't rush a thing like a love potion.

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It calls for the utmost precision and care.

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Hello.

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Oh, hi, sweetheart.

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You'll make what up to me?

129
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Well, Louise is having
one of her migraine headaches,

130
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so guess who's going to have the pleasure

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of entertaining Larry
and the Meiklejohns tonight.

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Well, I hope it's Oscar of the Waldorf,
but I know better.

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I know it's late in the day to spring this
on you, so if you have to,

134
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you know, take some shortcuts,
I'll understand.

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Well, fortunately that won't be necessary.
I have some steaks in the freezer.

136
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You're beautiful. I'll be home early to help.

137
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Oh, and make some of that
clam dip of yours, Larry loves it.

138
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Okay. But you tell Larry

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that if I have to make one more dinner
for a client, I want to go on the payroll.

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- Bye.
- Bye.

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Dr Bombay...

142
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I have a slight problem.

143
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My husband is coming home early,
and we're having company for dinner.

144
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This won't take but another moment.

145
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Or two.

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Dr Bombay,
how much longer is this going to take?

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- I'll be done in a jiffy.
- That's what you said over an hour ago.

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What does that do?

149
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Nothing. It's just for eating. It's my clam dip.

150
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You don't say.

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Scotch and soda.

152
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Does this potion work in the usual way?

153
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Yes. After imbibing this potion,

154
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the imbibee is smitten
by the first person he sees,

155
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of the opposite sex, of course.

156
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Is there a chance he'll refuse the drink?

157
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If he does,
he'll be breaking a lifetime habit.

158
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Well, here goes nothing.

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- Ready for a drink?
- You're a mind reader.

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- How about a little toast?
- Here's mud in your eye.

161
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Don't be a bore, Norton.
There's a lady present.

162
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Sorry. Here's mud in your eye.

163
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Oh, dear.

164
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Where'd she go?

165
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Hi there.

166
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I love you.

167
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Oh, my stars!

168
00:11:16,608 --> 00:11:19,281
Where are you going, my little love bug?

169
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Come back here.
There's been a ghastly mistake.

170
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Dr Bombay. Dr Bombay,
my husband's going to be home any minute.

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Right. Goodbye.

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If there's one thing I can't stand,
it's a cowardly doctor.

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There you are, you gorgeous little witch.

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And his friends!

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I've got you now, my little pigeon.

176
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I wonder if that's what they mean by
"life, liberty and the happiness of pursuit"

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Esmeralda!

178
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Esmeralda, will you please tell him
I'm married?

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She's married, but I'm not.

180
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Come here, you little pigeon.

181
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- I'm not even engaged.
- Oh, good for you.

182
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Oh! Hi, sweetheart. You're early.

183
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Come back here, you beautiful creature.

184
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I'm not that early.

185
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- Sam.
- Oh, dear.

186
00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:10,886
Okay. You want to play games, huh?

187
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All right. But I'm warning you.
I'm a very sore loser.

188
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Where are you, my little pigeon?

189
00:13:26,728 --> 00:13:29,367
- Mrs Stephens come through here?
- She went thataway.

190
00:13:29,488 --> 00:13:32,321
- No. She went thisaway.
- Sam, who is that guy?

191
00:13:32,448 --> 00:13:33,847
- Well, you see...
- What is all this mess?

192
00:13:33,968 --> 00:13:35,481
Our guests will be here in less than an hour.

193
00:13:35,608 --> 00:13:37,246
- Now, have you flipped?
- Oh, dear. Yes.

194
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Excuse us, Esmeralda.

195
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Dear.

196
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He's a warlock that Dr Bombay thought

197
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might be attracted to Esmeralda,
but he wasn't.

198
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So the doctor made a love potion
to get him interested, and it did.

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- In me.
- I knew there was a logical explanation.

200
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:56,802
Sam, will you get that character
out of this house right now?

201
00:13:56,928 --> 00:13:59,647
He is out. But I don't know for how long.

202
00:14:00,328 --> 00:14:03,400
Larry's picking up the Meiklejohns
at the airport and taking them to their hotel.

203
00:14:03,528 --> 00:14:06,884
I'd better call the hotel
and see if I can head them off.

204
00:14:07,488 --> 00:14:09,285
That can't be Larry.

205
00:14:09,408 --> 00:14:12,320
With the luck I've been having all day,
it's got to be him.

206
00:14:12,448 --> 00:14:16,236
I better do something about the mess
in the kitchen just in case.

207
00:14:19,688 --> 00:14:22,248
- Oh. Mr Meiklejohn. Mrs Meiklejohn.
- Hello.

208
00:14:22,368 --> 00:14:23,562
- How do you do?
- How nice to see you.

209
00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:27,840
I know we're a little early, but we decided
to come here straight from the airport.

210
00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:30,528
- I told you we should have called.
- Yes.

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00:14:30,928 --> 00:14:34,637
Stand back, Esmeralda.
I'm gonna have to speed things up a bit.

212
00:14:42,408 --> 00:14:45,366
Esmeralda, would you mind putting
the dip in that silver bowl

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00:14:45,488 --> 00:14:48,002
- with some crackers around it and...
- Sam, come on.

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00:14:48,128 --> 00:14:50,198
The Meiklejohns will think
we went out the back door.

215
00:14:50,328 --> 00:14:51,841
Which may not be a bad idea.

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00:14:51,968 --> 00:14:55,597
- Why did Larry bring them over so early?
- Well, they had an argument on the plane,

217
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and she refused to stay over,
so they cancelled their hotel reservations.

218
00:14:59,448 --> 00:15:01,086
Looks like a jolly evening.

219
00:15:01,208 --> 00:15:04,484
Well, I have to change.
Will you please turn around?

220
00:15:04,608 --> 00:15:07,486
Sam, this is no time to be bashful.
Just go ahead.

221
00:15:14,568 --> 00:15:17,526
- How do I look?
- Like a vision of loveliness.

222
00:15:19,088 --> 00:15:22,080
Look, whatever you're selling,
we don't want any.

223
00:15:22,208 --> 00:15:26,440
- Now will you please blow?
- Oh, sure. You have hurricane insurance?

224
00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:30,677
- He didn't mean to be rude.
- Yes, I did. Get lost.

225
00:15:30,808 --> 00:15:35,165
I'll give you your choice.
Would you rather be a frog or a zebra?

226
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Don't you dare lay a spell on him.

227
00:15:38,728 --> 00:15:41,447
You'd make a wonderful aardvark.

228
00:15:41,928 --> 00:15:46,080
- Norton, if you really care for me...
- Oh, I do. I do.

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Then you behave yourself
and stay here in the kitchen.

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Your every wish is my command.

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- Esmeralda, may I have the clam dip?
- Anything you say.

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Would you like to make us

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00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:11,407
- a couple of drinks, sweetheart?
- Yeah.

234
00:16:11,528 --> 00:16:15,203
Oh, Mr Meiklejohn, Mrs Meiklejohn,
how nice to see you.

235
00:16:15,328 --> 00:16:20,277
- Excuse me. Have some clam dip.
- Thank you. My dear, I do want to apologise.

236
00:16:20,808 --> 00:16:23,686
After all,
it wasn't my idea to barge in this early.

237
00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:24,923
Sure. Blame me.

238
00:16:25,048 --> 00:16:27,164
Even though it's you
who refuses to stay over.

239
00:16:27,288 --> 00:16:29,244
I don't care to discuss it.

240
00:16:31,248 --> 00:16:35,560
Well, Boston must be very nice
this time of year.

241
00:16:36,208 --> 00:16:38,358
Sure. Nice and humid.

242
00:16:40,088 --> 00:16:45,401
- I tell you. I did not know that stewardess.
- I hardly think this is the place to discuss it.

243
00:16:46,008 --> 00:16:48,966
But I am curious to know
how she knew your first name.

244
00:16:49,088 --> 00:16:51,397
I must have taken the trip a hundred times,
and it's only logical...

245
00:16:51,528 --> 00:16:53,484
I don't care to discuss it.

246
00:16:56,528 --> 00:17:01,443
- Oh, this must be awfully boring for you.
- Oh, not at all.

247
00:17:04,168 --> 00:17:07,797
I mean, sweetheart, don't you think
you should freshen up their drinks?

248
00:17:08,488 --> 00:17:10,718
- Mrs Meiklejohn?
- No, thank you.

249
00:17:11,128 --> 00:17:14,404
- Mr Meiklejohn.
- Just warm up the ice cubes.

250
00:17:15,688 --> 00:17:19,647
- I've only had one.
- And two doubles on the plane.

251
00:17:19,768 --> 00:17:22,123
Wouldn't anyone like some clam dip?

252
00:17:22,248 --> 00:17:24,603
George, inasmuch as you're going
back tonight,

253
00:17:24,728 --> 00:17:28,687
maybe we could take a few minutes
after dinner to discuss the renewal terms.

254
00:17:28,808 --> 00:17:31,925
- I don't think that'd be fair to our hosts.
- Sure, it would.

255
00:17:32,048 --> 00:17:34,403
I mean, wouldn't it, Darrin?

256
00:17:35,208 --> 00:17:36,880
Oh, sure. Sure.

257
00:17:37,168 --> 00:17:40,080
I don't usually mix business with pleasure,
but under the...

258
00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:43,166
Isn't anyone gonna try the clam dip?
It's really the end.

259
00:17:43,288 --> 00:17:47,122
- Oh. Yeah. I will.
- It does look good.

260
00:18:03,608 --> 00:18:05,007
What is it?

261
00:18:05,728 --> 00:18:06,956
Hi there.

262
00:18:08,928 --> 00:18:10,919
What's the matter with you?

263
00:18:11,448 --> 00:18:13,120
You're beautiful.

264
00:18:15,968 --> 00:18:20,519
Did I tell you what happened
to our neighbour Mrs Kravitz?

265
00:18:20,648 --> 00:18:24,118
No, Sam. What happened
to our neighbour Mrs Kravitz?

266
00:18:24,488 --> 00:18:29,164
Well, Mr Kravitz took her
to her very first baseball game, and...

267
00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:36,878
What are you doing all the way over there?

268
00:18:53,768 --> 00:18:56,885
Will you stop acting like a sex maniac?

269
00:19:02,128 --> 00:19:05,484
You're a handsome devil. You know that?

270
00:19:06,608 --> 00:19:10,396
Well, that's very flattering, but...

271
00:19:10,528 --> 00:19:13,565
- I think I'll freshen that dip.
- Let me help you.

272
00:19:16,168 --> 00:19:20,127
If I were your wife,
I'd never let you out alone.

273
00:19:21,408 --> 00:19:26,926
Well, that's very flattering too,
but listen, I don't want to crowd you.

274
00:19:28,528 --> 00:19:29,847
Why not?

275
00:19:32,608 --> 00:19:34,599
Quite a kidder, isn't she?

276
00:19:41,608 --> 00:19:43,917
I have every reason to be angry.

277
00:19:44,048 --> 00:19:47,484
Do you think it was cricket just to take off
and leave your friend behind?

278
00:19:47,608 --> 00:19:49,519
Why not? He knows his way home.

279
00:19:49,648 --> 00:19:54,483
At any rate, I haven't the foggiest notion
how the potion got into your dip.

280
00:19:54,608 --> 00:19:57,202
You know, Doctor,
you'd make a perfect stranger.

281
00:19:57,328 --> 00:20:00,798
Darrin, please. What about the antidote?

282
00:20:02,408 --> 00:20:06,037
Listen, you two.
What's the idea of leaving me alone with...

283
00:20:06,168 --> 00:20:07,886
- Hi.
- Evidently.

284
00:20:10,128 --> 00:20:13,006
You two sure have a lot of help tonight.

285
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:15,403
Hey, what did you put
in Mrs Meiklejohn's drink anyway?

286
00:20:15,528 --> 00:20:17,644
- I beg your pardon?
- Larry, don't you understand?

287
00:20:17,768 --> 00:20:20,840
She's just trying to get even with
her husband because of that stewardess.

288
00:20:20,968 --> 00:20:22,879
Sure. And it won't hurt to humour her.

289
00:20:23,008 --> 00:20:25,124
You're forgetting something.
We're here to humour him.

290
00:20:25,248 --> 00:20:29,958
- And if she keeps on...
- Larry, where are you?

291
00:20:31,288 --> 00:20:33,563
Hey! Come back, honeybunch!

292
00:20:37,048 --> 00:20:39,846
I say. They've all gone amok, haven't they?

293
00:20:39,968 --> 00:20:42,436
How long will it take to make the antidote?

294
00:20:42,568 --> 00:20:45,321
It might be faster
if I put a reverse spell on the potion.

295
00:20:45,448 --> 00:20:48,121
- Where's the clam dip?
- Over there.

296
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:50,762
I may join him.
I could do with a swim myself.

297
00:20:56,568 --> 00:20:57,717
Nothing.

298
00:20:58,728 --> 00:21:02,118
Darrin, why don't you go out there
and help Larry?

299
00:21:03,128 --> 00:21:04,197
Right.

300
00:21:05,608 --> 00:21:08,361
- I'm gonna get you.
- Mrs Meiklejohn, please.

301
00:21:08,488 --> 00:21:12,083
Mrs Meiklejohn,
I don't think Mr Meiklejohn would approve.

302
00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:14,927
Oh. Here, Mr Meiklejohn. Let me help you.

303
00:21:17,368 --> 00:21:20,201
- Please. Will you please stop that!
- Don't go so fast.

304
00:21:20,328 --> 00:21:24,401
I suppose Larry has told you how anxious
we are to continue handling your account.

305
00:21:24,528 --> 00:21:26,200
For the last time...

306
00:21:26,888 --> 00:21:28,844
He has a funny way of showing it.

307
00:21:29,728 --> 00:21:31,639
Oh, yes, here.

308
00:21:32,728 --> 00:21:37,882
Cheers. Oh, boy! Some more clam dip.
Is it as good as it looks?

309
00:21:38,008 --> 00:21:39,407
Oh, yes. Yes.

310
00:21:39,528 --> 00:21:42,042
Esmeralda and Norton tasted it,
and they loved it.

311
00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:44,398
- Oh, that's great.
- In fact, they just left.

312
00:21:44,528 --> 00:21:46,120
That's even greater.

313
00:21:46,248 --> 00:21:49,365
- Here, Mr Meiklejohn. Have some.
- Ladies first.

314
00:21:49,488 --> 00:21:50,603
Sam, sit over here.

315
00:21:50,728 --> 00:21:53,845
Oh, no, no, no.
You're not gonna get away from me again.

316
00:21:53,968 --> 00:21:56,118
Here, here. I made a fresh batch.

317
00:21:56,248 --> 00:21:59,320
Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.

318
00:22:03,048 --> 00:22:08,042
- Oh, my goodness. What's going on here?
- I haven't the vaguest idea.

319
00:22:09,488 --> 00:22:12,366
George. George, where have you been
all this time?

320
00:22:12,488 --> 00:22:14,843
Right here, honeybunch.

321
00:22:14,968 --> 00:22:20,326
- Are you trying to start another argument?
- Why should I argue with my lovely wife?

322
00:22:22,248 --> 00:22:24,159
- Oh. I think I'll have some of that.
- No, you don't.

323
00:22:24,288 --> 00:22:25,277
Pardon?

324
00:22:25,408 --> 00:22:27,717
I mean, I want you to save
your appetite for dinner,

325
00:22:27,848 --> 00:22:29,759
which will be ready in a few minutes.

326
00:22:29,888 --> 00:22:31,640
Come along, sweetheart.

327
00:22:53,808 --> 00:22:54,957
Darrin?

328
00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:57,405
Oh, hi, sweetheart.

329
00:22:57,528 --> 00:23:00,565
- Hey. What's the matter? You look worried.
- I am.

330
00:23:00,688 --> 00:23:03,998
Meiklejohn just renewed his contract
with us for five years.

331
00:23:04,128 --> 00:23:06,403
Well, that's wonderful. What's the problem?

332
00:23:06,528 --> 00:23:10,407
Well, since Mr and Mrs Meiklejohn decided
to turn the trip into a second honeymoon,

333
00:23:10,528 --> 00:23:11,802
he's been acting like a teenager.

334
00:23:11,928 --> 00:23:14,840
He calls his wife three or four times a day,
sends her flowers,

335
00:23:14,968 --> 00:23:16,447
talks about her incessantly.

336
00:23:16,568 --> 00:23:18,877
Well, I'm sure she doesn't mind.

337
00:23:19,368 --> 00:23:23,964
Sam, you and I both know
he's under the influence of witchcraft.

338
00:23:24,848 --> 00:23:29,603
Darrin, I have a surprise for you.
That love potion only lasts 24 hours.

339
00:23:30,608 --> 00:23:32,485
You mean he really...

340
00:23:33,608 --> 00:23:37,442
- I guess all he needed was a little push.
- Well, what do you know?

341
00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:44,158
Sam, that was not funny.

342
00:23:44,288 --> 00:23:47,246
So sue me. It was worth it.

343
00:23:50,528 --> 00:23:51,756
Come here.

344
00:23:51,806 --> 00:23:56,356
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